“Kawhi, where did you learn to talk like that?”

Uno 2: Dos

Kevin Durant is definitely reading this.

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

He probably had security, but they are inadequate for this kind of hit.  Seriously, I would imagine that most wealthy celebrities’ security team is there to prevent aggressive autograph seekers and robbers, not random Archduke Ferdinand style shootings.  I used to bartend in a nightclub and Shaquille O’Neal came in…

This wasn’t no robbery.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

What was that keeper even doing? If you’re gonna wander that far off your line, fuckin’ commit to it and go get the goddamn ball. Instead she wound up in no-man’s-land, entirely superfluous to the play.

Apparently, all they need now is a football.

Isn’t that the real American Dream?

The example I always think of is a time when I was riding in the back of my friend’s Rav4 (stupid, yes, I know, but the car was full and I’m an idiot), and a guy was riding his ass during a merge so my friend ... brake-checked him. When I, very calmly, asked what the fuck was wrong with him, his explanation was that…

I’m sorry, but that headline and graphic had me anticipating something much, much more ambitious than a set of sausages with toppings inspired by the flavors of other dishes (well, 5 dishes and 1 liqueur).

I was literally expecting a pizza run through the grinder into some sort of casing and then grilled and dropped on…

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

I wasn’t familiar with Schreiber’s earlier work, but her ombudsman columns for ESPN were some of my favorite writing on the site. Smart, clear, direct and fearless.

I mean, Double-A is basically the bush league, so...

I bet you hate Lil’ Sebastian as well Ice Clown!

3% is a lot to be paying for what in this case is essentially insurance.

3% is far too hefty of a fee to pay to guard against this type of situation, at least IMO.