Their core premise is historical and geographical accuracy, more or less. By indulging in craziness in the DLC, this seems like a decent compromise between the two approaches.

Just means Steph’s gotta be more shellfish and take 30 shots.

Tracy Morgan said Jimmy’s breaking was all fake. Tracy told Jimmy to never do that shit in Tracy’s sketches, and Jimmy never did.

“Why would a boss sexually harass her? I mean look at her. He’s successful and she’s fat and ugly. No way do I believe her. He could do way better.

Dumb question for sure.

Am I wrong in being extremely weird out about how the article brushes off Amy Heckerling actions? I mean all this criticism of Lorne Michaels is more than valid and he should be call out about it but the article kinds of skips over that all that Kattan alleges happened, did so because Heckerling propositioned him and…

Online reviews - when did they become fucking Facebook status updates? I was in the market for a rain jacket on Amazon a while back and one review was 3 paragraphs on this asshole’s fishing trip to the upper Kenai pennisula, he didn’t even mention the jacket until the last sentence.

See here’s the problem with the last meal scenario.

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

That’s what they use for their sting operations.

I bet the unit is corrupt and racist. 

Conversely, anyone who is dumb enough to install a giant unfrosted window in a bathroom with no blinds or curtains deserves to have photos taken of them and be mocked, regardless of their celebrity status. 

Replace the window with a two-way mirror.

Have some patience, ffs. 

If they win then France will be World Champions in both the men’s and women’s game.

Awfully presumptuous to assume a beer league softball catcher is going to do anything other than take a sip of Natty Light once the ball is put in play.

Mental defense mechanism.

I’d guess passive aggressive.