I don’t think anyone that buys one of these is going to get asked:

“They are a gigantic and often gross fuck yous gliding over a remarkable and fragile natural world.”

“it’s straight-up embarrassing to drop a home game to any team, even one as great as the Warriors, that’s so thoroughly hobbled.”
 

My problem with CDs right now is that they just do not seem worth it. Unless you are very bad at managing money and need it “locked” away for a set period of time, I have found it is much better to just get a savings account.

Me: *tries to think like a guard*

B-o-o-b-i-e-s. Boobies.

LOL who gives a fuck

As one of the writers here pointed out, CoD used to be subtly anti-war. Up through CoD4, respawn/loading screens always featured anti-war/anti-nationalism quotes.

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

Generally stuff like this is more obvious to people who study a language; native speakers may pick it up organically, which also means they’re more likely to pick up the incorrect usage.

You also need to never, ever wear those same clothes to the office again. Sure, you didn’t shit on your shirt (or I hope to god you didn’t) but you don’t want people to think “Oh yeah, that’s the purple-and-yellow shirt Dave shat himself in. Ol’ Dave’s shittin’ shirt. God, that guy, just shitting himself all the time…

You shit yourself at work during a meeting. It’s obvious to all present—they can hear it, smell it and, as you run out of the room, see it.

My brain always thinks Rich Paul is the State Farm version of Chris Paul, which makes these LeBron articles much funnier.

“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

“Atlanta Dream...

But I’m rarely hungry in the morning, and usually hungry in the late afternoon. My body tells me which meal to skip.

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.

Maybe now the idiots clamoring for raid matchmaking will stop kidding themselves that it’s doable with mic-less randoms.