I’ll be damned if I’m going to just sit here and let someone accuse the Angels of being a great organization.

go fuck yourself

This girl’s parents have already got her a full fake scholarship to USC.

The movie had two goals. Both goals were achieved.

As of 2016, I believe, they no longer require premium fuel.

Right now:

You give human drivers way more credit than they deserve. I’ve observed drivers playing on their phones and passing stopped school buses.

So the car is a law-following dork who probably doesn’t even drink 

i don’t care what anyone says.

Pap Hapsbong played for the 1902 Philadephia Athletics (Source: It sounds like he did).

Salad spinners are for quickly drying off washed leaves, not mixing ingredients. This is like saying you mixed up a delicious batch of chocolate chip cookies in your dryer.

Yeah, leaving Oklahoma City and Russell Westbrook to live in Northern Cali and play with Steph Curry ? Sounds like a smart decision to me. And I would hang with Durant any day of the week over maga hat turds like Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson

If you use Do Not Disturb after 10, why do you care if someone texts you after 10?

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

The problem is that once enough morons sign up to be monitored the charge for not being monitored will be punitive. Only competition to go to can prevent that.

That’s just a little too Big Brother for my taste... I’d rather just pay a little more for insurance than have my speed/location monitored. It’s not even about phone use (I don’t really touch my phone when driving), it’s more so about privacy. That’s why I have location services disabled on almost every app aside from…

“And this isn’t my last name. In the offseason, I literally am a butler.”

“Jimmy Butler’s performance was so professional he’s now officially Jimmy Majordomo."

Houston is trying to figure out another way.

He’d still be incredible. That’s the infuriating part. He 100% has the talent to be successful at this highest level of basketball. But he chooses not to, because he’d rather hunt touch fouls. It’s the most asinine thing.