If officials do a bad job applying a rule that nobody likes towards a player that abuses the hell out of it, should we be upset?

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

I don’t think it was a dumb question, I think she was looking for the kind of answer she got. And the answer she did get was so good that it’s being reblogged everywhere, so it did its job I guess.

A shame the closer is so bad:

Sportscenter and the Inside the NBA guys keep saying Russ had a great game. He was 11-31! I don’t care if he got a triple-double. That is not a good game.

This is a tired tug-of-war that plays out with virtually everything now, with hardcore fans acting like only THEY’RE qualified enough to obsess over something that anyone can freely obsess over.

I’ve mounted a TV before

She has quite the “murder trial era” Phil Spector thing going on.

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

I also have a job and I never try my best.

I kind of assume Melo would forget Tatum was there about halfway through and just start doing shooting drills on his own.

“Maybe someone should tell McMillan that he has other capable players on his team before Game 3.” But does he really? 

I see the DoPS is using Goodell’s Random Punishment Generator™. 

If it takes 7 minutes to determine that Hiirikoski didn’t make enough of an effort to avoid contact, then it was a goal and Finland got screwed.

Largely because it’s physically impossible for him to move slower.

Hey guys, what is this website? Deadspin? Huh, weird name. Anyway, I found this article when I told my phone “Hey Siri, show me a blog about history’s greatest monster.”

I definitely would’ve missed all those shoehorned puns if you hadn’t italicized them, thanks for that 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“But if Gentry is looking for anyone to blame for creating a toxic environment in the organization, he should look at the executives above him, who first refused to honor Davis’s trade request.”