I still really like the exchange

You can’t stop Joel Embiid. You can only hope to contain him.

To be fair, he’s not ranking superhero films, he’s picking the most important one. And as much as I love Spider-Verse, I would argue (as Tom has) that Black Panther is the more important film.

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Red onions should be much higher. Whether sliced and put on a burger or diced and sprinkled on a taco, they give things a bit of a nice spicy bite. Vidalias, on the other hand, are overrated bullshit. They’re getting by on name alone, like Starbucks, Justin Bieber or New Years Eve. And leeks ain’t that much trouble:…

Why the fuck are you putting your onions in the crisper, Magary? WHY ARE YOU REFRIGERATING YOUR ONIONS? 

So I did the AMC marathons for both the original Avengers and for Age of Ultron. The original Avengers marathon was one of the best theatrical experiences I’ve ever had. No one was sure if Avengers was going to work, so there was palpable excitement about it, but also a bit of trepidation. There were “only” 5…

Children of Men has special effects. 

A couple years ago I would have seen this and thought “what an asshole”.  But now, I’m a little older, and a little wiser.  I also have a 13 month old with Down Syndrome.  So now I see something like this and think “what a complete and total fucking asshole”.

“just last week kotaku published a story about how ea paid ninja a grand just to stream it,”

I don’t think a “grand” means what you think it means, because Ninja was paid a grand-grand.

He didn’t want to overshadow Jimmy and Gretchen’s wedding on You’re the Worst?

Don’t leave us hanging! 

Look at the freaking hose on this guy (still) and the third baseman’s reaction https://twitter.com/mariners/status/1107654108930965504?s=21

Slap Contest Official: Guys, its not in the rules anywhere that you have to take your shirts off.

This is some serial killer shit

yes

yes.

What if I mix the SSB with alcohol? Surely this is a two wrongs make a right situation!