Every comment here is about how NFTs are bad, and they are, but can we talk about how BAD this model looks? How is it possible for a giant corporation to even commission a 3d model that bad in the year of our lord 2021? I demand answers.

This needs more stars. And when international companies hire out for people to run their English-language social media, maybe they should pay the premium to hire native Anglosphere teenagers/zoomers/underemployed millenials to do it so as to avoid crap like this.

Also obligatory Pokemon Unite is a scam and stop giving…

Novel bugfix: don't play shitty cashgrab gambling games.

Mario Kart 8 is the perfect “second game” for anyone buying a switch for the first time. You buy a switch, you buy the game you bought the switch for, and you buy Mario Kart because who doesn’t want to own Mario Kart?

(I don’t own Mario Kart, but only because literally EVERY OTHER PERSON I KNOW with a switch has it so…

Hey now, that’s Alex Walker’s GotY you’re disparaging.

I don’t know a single person who owns Miitopia. I’m a reasonably-informed video game nerd and I’m barely aware of its existence. Mario Kart selling more copies than Golf, Snap, and ACNH is slightly interesting, I guess. Although I would reckon that ACNH is one of those games that folks either bought within the first…

Like they did with MK11? Why would anyone WANT to play SFV at 550p 45fps?

Figure out your roman numerals, my dude, I have no idea what you're trying to say.

A few of you in this comments section need this:

Game of the Year!

Oh hey look, a guy who wants his video game to do video gamey things. From the responses I've been getting, I thought I was a dying breed.

What the hell is this headline? “Finally on the right side of history?” Fuck off, spanfeller.

What almost every game box, even the prince of persia whacky shaped one, can do is be stacke din more than one direction. The PoP box is really just a standard rectangle with hourglass cutouts that wouldn’t really change how it sits on the shelf all that much.

If a university-level industrial design student had turned…

Seems like you got oddly hung up on my first comment rather than reading my itemized breakdown in this very thread. Go find me 100 words worth of praise in this 1500+ word review and we can have a discussion.

Beyond letting me know the game exists, this review gave me next to zero useful information about whether I should play it or not.

LexW voiced Poone, I bet.

Good. Disney dragged their feet for 4 years (+1 more for covid) on a movie that should have come out in 2016, the movie was still good in spite of it because ScarJo obviously really wanted to be there, and then instead of just paying her some money to make it all good, they stonewalled her and now are facing a public…

I don’t know how to explain to you any clearer that we don’t actually think poorly of this game that you so clearly love. We think poorly of this review because it sucks.

Yeah, this review is all over the place even without the needless comparison to 2077. Still, I don’t care how pretty the city is or how good Poone’s actor is - if the quests don’t work, the upgrades don’t feel like they do anything, and the framerate can’t handle the pretty graphics, I’m not sure that “the team is…

I’m not trying to criticize the game, I haven’t played it. I’m criticizing this reviewer for putting forth a thesis of “blown away/GotY contender” and then not actually saying very many good things about it.