I realize that basically all dance-heavy pop acts have to to at least partially lip sync for live performances. That still doesn’t mean that it isn’t a skill. And these boys aren’t good at it.

I’m not sure who’s worse: Kotaku, for thinking this merits an article; or me, for clicking and now commenting on it.

Because a 21-year-old, with all of 3 years experience as a capital-A Adult, coming to terms with their racial identity after identifying as something else MIGHT be legit, whereas a 71-year-old who has marked “white” on every document they’ve ever seen for 6 decades is a different matter. Age comes into play in this…

*fine print

My family went to Disney World every few years in the summer. But we live in Louisiana, so it was a lateral move. Hot and humid at Disney World > hot and humid in the backyard picking fights with the sprinklers to amuse myself.

Personally I’m getting a little tired of positioning Superman as the villain. The Injustice games did it, and that’s fine, I like them. But here we have a suicide squad game and before we even see who any of the protagonists will be, we see Superman. They want me to get excited about fighting Superman.... again. I can…

I, too, am under this assumption.

Why am I more angry at this than I am at the fact that the whole-ass Spider-Man game was PS4 exclusive? My psychology makes no sense to me.

They aren’t a big company. All the factories that produce these things ar ein east Asia. They have to make their production orders waaaay out in advance, because there are only so many electronics factories in the world. A company the size of Analogue has to jockey for production time and materials purchases with the…

Post-Concussion scandal, no way the NFL is ever letting a hyperviolent game happen with their name on it again.

Beta Garchomp was so cool. Final Garchomp looks stupid.

Could have just said “Port not handled by Ubisoft or WB Games” and we would have learned the same thing.

I’m very much a “bored” eater. I’m only a week in, and so far, I haven’t cheated my diet yet. One day at a time.

Can you imagine being diagnosed with type-2 diabetes during quarantine and having to completely overhaul your entire relationship with food while sitting at home all day with nothing else to do but eat?

hah, that would be nuts. hah.

*cries*

Stationery*

Breonna Taylor’s killers are still free, but it’s ok, you can’t use the word “arse” in scrabble anymore.

I personally hope the death is quick, spectacular, and embarassing so that we can all talk about it for a week and never utter the word “Quibi” again.

Did you spend hundreds of dollars on any of those discs? If so, can I come party on your yacht when Covid is over?

I don’t understand how piracy has not murdered this business model 1,000 times over. “Torrents are bad!” Yeah ok, but I can’t spend a whole week’s pay on 12 episodes of anime. There’s a line. I didn’t spend $600 on Photoshop, either.

And all these people saying “I only have dial-up” or “I have to walk uphill 3 miles…

There’s a giant, highlighted roman numeral VIII in the damn logo. This is resident evil 8. Marketing will call it Resident Evil Village. Okay. Idk why it deserves a thinkpiece, stylized names and logos for media have been a thing forever.

“But is Spy Kids 3D *REALLY* Spy Kids 3? THERE’S A D ON IT NOW WHAT DOES IT MEAN. …