Didn’t even make the Labor Day connection.  I still had to work...

No matter how fast I’m driving, it never fails that a Kia hamster car will spawn behind me, wanting to be going faster. I’ve seen way more hamster cars weaving in traffic than this whole Altima meme at this point.

+1

Oh, never mind, they’ve already begun!

Too soon!!!  You have to at least wait till we get some Waffle House jokes in here!

Car-dependence means we must always expect some asshat to run over our waffles...

“the cause of the crash is currently unknown”

ALRIGHT, WHO ORDERED THE GRAND CHEROKEE SLAM?

People frequently treat the frontage roads the same as the highway in Texas. Could have easily been going 60+ without being the fastest car on the frontage. Booze and/or opiates could still be true though.

Burning man got gentrified. Not sure people even try to pretend it’s anything but an excuse to have sandy drug sex.

Yes, that’s part of why Burning Man was kicked off the Playa after the total destruction of 1996. Burn scars everywhere.

The subtext of Burning Man has never been “leave no trace.” It has always been “Who gives a fuck about this place, I wanna do fun shit in the desert.”

Spot on. But there are enough Altimas just in rental fleets that they will be the shitty driver car of choice for another decade.

Burning Man is pretty much the ultimate in douche-bro gatherings, based on the couple people I know who are devotees.

We love to take our 700+ horsepower $100k trucks to festivals about self-reliance and being kind to our earth mother or some such, don’t we folks. 

I found the location on Google Maps, right next to the Discount Tire. The driver hit it in the side of the building, off of a long, straight service road next to I-69 (nice!). Given how far he went into the restaurant, he might have come off the highway at highway speed, rather than off the comparatively slower…

Sticking the gas nozzle into your trunk to fill (possibly overfill) the tank? What could possibly go wrong?

My neighbor had one that couldn’t make it up his steep driveway without taking a run at it. Had the hood decal and everything.

If you’ve recently marched on Moscow with your private army, take this long weekend off and maybe have a staycation.

To put it shortly: behave like a functiona, fucking adult. I’m not aware if this is new of if we are paying attention just now, but it’s incredible how many morons/moronettes behave like entitled brats. At airports, and elsewhere.

“It’s not 32 PFAS...it’s over 12,000”