LOL. Beautiful irony. Trump is way too delicate a little snowflake to survive the roasting that he would receive. Just remember how he was roasted a few years ago by Obama. Trump was stone-faced for the whole thing. What delicate little flower.

I’m sure the Bull Moose Party was Alphas Only. So...there ya go.

So true.

And dog is a known alcoholic right? So it would be so easy to chalk it up to that...

Right, I mean it’s pretty easy dumping a body off the side of a boat. Grand scheme of things, you have better than an 50/50 chance of getting away with it.

First saw the gif and thought it was Richmond.

Trump has no sense of humor, he knows he can’t do this....

I guess we’ll always have this

I love the air of wretchedness that you captured. They are only really comfortable operating on the fringes in dark dank basements somewhere. This air of legitimacy is wearing on them like a too tight wool jacket under hot unflattering lights.

Pictured Donald Trump:

Kudos for having the intestinal fortitude to be in James O’Queef’s presence for more than a few seconds.

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

I’d rather watch La La Land on a loop for the rest of my life than hang out with those assholes, and I fucking hated LLL. 

I want to buy the both of you drinks. So, so many drinks.

You all deserve medals. I would have been arrested for manslaughter.

It’s not in defense of the power structure. Why would lawmakers pass something like that?

No. I don’t want any screen at all. I want this. Maybe not exactly a 15 year old Volkswagen (with accompanying Xmas tree dash), but the simplicity is nice.

I have been through A LOT of interviews and every company that asked me bullshit questions like how many mailboxes are in seattle or how many ping pong balls can fit in a bus have turned out to be weak companies that really don’t know what they are doing. Being in the consulting/data science industry I get that they…

“Sell me on one idea, and then sell me on the opposite of that idea.”

From the 1980s until a few years ago (NOT an Apprentice watcher), Trump meant one thing only to me: the epitome of ‘money can’t buy taste’.