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I’ve never been able to grasp how we’ve managed to completely ignore the horrors that Manning released. Underreported civilian deaths, murdered journalists...there’s got to be things up to and including war crimes shown in those leaks, but not one single person punished.

Looooove my ‘16. 20% off, 6MT. Get a ‘17 before you regret it.

All chaps are assless. but I get what you’re saying. Kia dealerships are tremendously bad. 

False. One can never have too much Maserati.

Too big.

“SUCK IT TREBEK”

It is, it reads SEND MORE BEETS.

My eyes keep telling me those buildings up front are supposed to be writing of some kind.

Thats what they imagined.

Given the “last imperialists hiding on a remote island” thing, the reader is left to assume that Alaska is Soviet territory at this point.

That’s the United Socialist States of America, so yeah, I would assume relations are friendly.

I assumed the Red Army would have brought socialism to Alaska by 2017.

Looks like the Soviet/American relations are still warm enough to have that dam/bridge connect to Alaska across the Bering Strait even after the imperialist unsanctioned forbidden weapons testing.

Here we see the Russians hacking into the US Election.

You’re both loonies.

My excitement personally waxes and wanes, but it’s always in orbit.

Well, I’m personally over the moon with this news.