Is ‘the most modern car’ really something we want?

GET OFF MY LAWN!!! MATLOCK IS ON!!!

I kid, I kid...

But seriously

Because it got grounded.

Looks more disappointed that you went to Tufts instead of Harvard.

The Focus RS looks like a really pissed off catfish. And if you have ever gone fishing for big catfish you know they put up one helluva fight.

Oh wait... I think I messed up

It is so grumpy

Eliminated from the list...

I think there was even a “Eurosport” model of this. Pretty sure my gym teacher in high school had one. Fitting.

Wait where is the Jeep Comanche Eliminator?

I just wanna pinch its cheeks!

But ... Diesels!

“ELSA! GET YOUR DAMN FOOT OFF MY CAR!”

The brand new Alfa Romeo Montreal. So hot, it will make women wet

I’M STONED OUT OF MY MIND

Help! I’ve run out of torques.

Crap. Stranded out here in the middle of no where. I don’t want to hoof it back, but what other options do I have?