The page break actually perfectly depicts the problem:

US Escort:

First thing that came to mind... the dime.

Duh.

The original Sentra SE-R. BMW 2002 punch at a Datsun price.

I think we all know that my answer is and always will be Corvair.

Auto Unions definitely have their place in this world. At least this one does.

Oh boy, posing the question "auto unions, good or bad?" should illicit a lively discussion.

This just popped up randomly at me after commenting elsewhere, and it freaked me out.

Anyone else think of this?

I, too, would jump off a bridge to get away from a Ford Freestar.

Go home, Hoffmeister. You're drunk.

You're weird.

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Suzuki Esteem.

Chevy "Sprint"

Nobody likes you

You did it wrong, Subaru.

Styling:

Neither, as they're only offered with automatics (in the US).