Yeah sadly, because it’s “not woke enough” that turned out to be a no.  Pretty disappointed by that choice.

#1 this version of Hemsworth

I never understood the hype behind Chris Hemsworth worth until I watch Thor: ragnarok this past weekend. I get it. I finally get it. But Chris Pine is ALWAYS #1 Chris. Pratt, dead last every time.

“Man overboard is kissing woman overboard! A rescue boat is heading off starboard! The guy with the arrows is being pulled in off port! It’s a helluva day at sea, sir!”

I applaud, approve, and wish to swipe these for NaNoWriMo ideas. ;)

This is amazing. 

This comment is better written than 99% of Hollywood screenplays. 

These are very good. If you don’t currently write romance novels, I suggest you consider it.

It pains me how much I have to repeat that Best Chris will always be situational. This time around, I will use romance novel situations to illustrate.

This is because Marco Rubio is a fuckless cunt.

Filed under: What We Lost

Those types will continue to blame Hillary and Obama for Trump being elected.  It will always be corporate Dems and spineless centrists faults.

But hey, lots of people feel good about their votes in 2016, right? That’s what matters. When Roe falls in a year or two, you’ll still have that to hold on to.

It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy, and a self-perpetuating tragedy. Now they can’t earn your vote without overcoming trenchant gerrymandering, and your vote just lost value, if you vote blue, so you can continue to talk about how your vote doesn’t matter. (/general you, not you) 

This whole administration is ONE FECKLESS CUNT.

Hey Hannah, or any other Jez writer - may I suggest you watch and cover the INCREDIBLE new comedy special on Netflix by Hannah Gadsby? She is one of our most special Australian treasures and it is the most gut wrenching thing I think I’ve ever watched.

Trying to slip his Jesusing between jokes about poop is the “put a pill in hamburger” of acceptance speeches.

You really don’t know what you are talking about. While skunks have a high relative rate of rabies, “Low-risk animals for transmitting rabies include rabbits, opossums and armadillos, plus mice, rats, squirrels, nutria, shrews, prairie dogs, beavers, gophers, and other rodents” “A total of 4,857 skunks were submitted…

Rabies survivors are more common than previously believed (last I checked it was 3 in the US and about 15 worldwide) but that’s still way up pretty close to 100% so vaccination is still the best option. There’s been some interesting work in India recently where Rabies still runs rampant.

The only explanation that I can come up with is that Sardonicuss is a bobcat.