but but capes are dashing! What could go wrong with a cape?

Cat Rule #45:
“If I can grab it, it’s a toy.”

and here is a dancing bearded dragon.

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

For the same reason things in New England aren’t built with earthquakes in mind.

Has anyone had an extreme decrease in the number of kids that come to your door? All these ‘Trunk-Or-Treat’ events that churches and schools do the weeks before Halloween have decimated my numbers. I used to get atleast 200 kids, last year two years I had maybe 20 and shit ton of candy leftover. Half the houses on my…

I agree. Donate some tampons and pads to a women’s shelter. They need stuff like that. Putting a black spot on your hand will do fuck all to help domestic violence victims.

Beyond this being dangerous for actual victims of domestic abuse, I think it’s kind of self-congratulatory and gross to think that just taking part in a viral campaign is in any way doing any real good. Donate money, volunteer somewhere, but making a status update or tweet in instagram post does nothing but make the…

The early seasons were by far the best. Best photoshoots, best makeovers, Mr. and Miss Jay, best judge panel format. Some of my favorite photo shoots were:

I guess it must have been more impressive to me when I was 16. Still think it’s a pretty cool idea, though.

No, No - Please change. If you write about cooking - Add a recipe bullet point section. I don’t wanna read through your rambling about which pans are more manly then the next.

“I’ve already angered comic book nerds, sports parents, and Republicans. Maybe I’ll go piss in Kotaku’s cereal.”

As a father of a seven month old, my PS4 has rapidly transformed into a $400 paperweight capable of playing Curious George episodes whenever whoever’s in charge of the baby needs to take a shit. Turns on like a breeze though

My husband can fall asleep at the drop of a hat. Literally. His head hits the pillow and he’s sleeping. Doesn’t matter what kind of stress he’s under, what he’s got to do the next day, whether we’ve had a disagreement just prior to bedtime, even Satan’s Spawn and all the grief she put us through didn’t affect his…

I’ve been telling my staff: there are underachievers and overachievers — both of those are negative (for the reasons you state in the article). Try to be an achiever: do what is necessary to get the job done, and show some initiative from time to time. But if you are an overachiever for every project and task, that…