Now just turn on the heater and it’ll become a hot dog bun!

Look, guys, if you want long hair, all the power to you. But you have to remember to GODDAMN WASH IT AND COMB IT. FFS.

I give you the dog bun.

It’s like someone vomited jellybeans all over some racist 40’s thrift-store tablecloth.

At least the black person on the dress here looks like a human instead of an old timey racist cartoon? Small favors?

Oh many I LOVE rediscovering a polish you forgot you had. Also, I really need a better solution, but :

I’d say they are. equally racist.

I love that mani/pedi lap desk but I hope the cavity is that size just because they couldn’t make the desk bigger, not that they think people have so little nail polish that it all fits in there.

Sweet baby Jesus what is this dress even? It looks like it was made by my permadrunk grandmother if she had the patience to sew.

Would be interested to hear if you agree that liking glitter is setting the “women’s movement back a solid century?”

Yeah, it’s like that “satire” Jez did on the maxi dress that no one thought was funny. I understand the angle but it’s not funny in theory nor in practice here. Not surprised to see Jia edited it. Madeleine’s makeup tutorials are funny, this isn’t.

...10?

Wait, size 9 is the biggest feet? Um [rotates shoes] I wear a size 01.

Ketchup stays in the pantry as well. It has so many preservatives, it would stand up when wearing trousers.