This is not nearly as fun.

Afterwards [s]he’ll be lucky if he has any bones left.

Three Weeks Later: Jezebel is sorry to announce that Jia has died due to shitting her entire digestive system out of her body.

“These findings are bringing more questions than answers,”

I am absolutely devastated by this news. Alan Rickman was one of my absolute favourites. Ever since first seeing him as the excellent Hans Gruber in Die Hard, I just could not get enough of him.

I’ll tell you, the conversations he’s having with Bowie must sound like flowing milk.

I think it’s time for... THE ROUTINE

What level of publication do you need to work at for free hookers?

But if I don’t take the lump sum I cant do stupid things with the money.

And then you went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like going crazy.

I watched this as a kid growing up and for a sitcom it was naturally weird, budget constraints and kitsch and all, and then sometimes it got really weird. A personal favorite would be Salem stealing the aunts’ money and showing up at a sushi restaurant in a bad blue suit pushing cash. And the sushi restaurants have…

Leave it to comics to have a far dumber reason. It’s actually just esteem

Because no woman ever has wanted to flaunt something about themselves?!!?

... Why does Zakk Wylde want to fight Wonder Woman?

It perplexes me that not many people at all who win decide to go with the annuity payments. Even if you blew through your money in the first year you still have somewhere between 28-29 payments left that would be on the way to you... this way you can get a better idea on what to do with the money and your guaranteed a…

Pardon, fair maiden, I’m hoping you will
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