Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!
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Body dysmorphia sucks, but insisting to other people that you’re fat when you’re not actively harms people who are actually fat. This is Rachel Dolezal-level shit, and it needs to stop.
I remember the first time I became consciously aware of my fat attraction. I was sixteen, sitting on the couch with…
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A pretender at being Chinese,
Good news! Lopunny Mega Evolves.
Doing a bit of research, the national bird of Barbados is the pelican. My contribution is Pelipper.
We should start searching for other famous people rocking Gym Leader-level of fashion and create our own World Famous Elite Four.
Wow, I haven’t been sexually active in way longer than that and my gyn just says “well at least I don’t have to worry about anything in here!”
“Showed no signs of physical harm” my ass! Skin infection, lice infestation, and having to be fucking fed by a dog are all SIGNS OF HARM. Jesus Chile, get your shit together.
In my late 20’s/early 30’s I had a sexless stretch. It was amazing how quickly I “got over it”. Instead of missing it/craving it, I was more like “meh”. I’ve missed abandoned foods more. I’m guessing that to some extent, it’s “use it or lose it”?
I want to want to have sex more than I actually want to have sex.
That's it—throw down, right now! Scalia, Thomas, Alito, Roberts: express milk, on the spot. Right now. Do it like your imaginary starving baby depends on it. I want to see each one squeeze out one little drop of white gold.