The Disneyland measles outbreak has now spread to 14 states, with 98 confirmed cases. Health officials in Arizona…
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SORRY I'M NOT SORRY.
New research suggests that people who binge-watch tons of TV shows are probably lonely. Get a life, you sad hermit.
SOMEBODY IS STILL TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME
There's a new app on the market: It's morally questionable, almost entirely useless, and marketed largely towards…
Holy crap, this leads to a horrifying thought.
Holy shit, does that tongue have a ball gag?
What's a pizza company to do if they want to get in on that sweet 50 Shades of Grey cash cow action, but have…
If you're a woman who has tried to lose weight, you may have noticed something: it's hard. Much harder than simply…
Except that KFC IS Taco Bell (both are Yum Brands).
IN FLAGRANTE DETESTO
They should just call it "The Coitus" or "In Flagrante Detesto" or "Fucksgusting".
This heah, is a double dawg. It was invented, I do believe, in South Carolina, and it features a (non-photoshopped) bun with two cuts at the top. That KFC monstrosity doesn't even deserve to have the word "double" in its name.
Money can't buy happiness? Bullshit. You know what money can buy you? A fucking waverunner. You ever see people frowning while they are on a god damn waverunner? No, you don't.
I bought a memory foam topper at Target last year for about $90. Best $90 I ever spent. Much better than buying some obscenely priced mattress.
I bought a memory foam topper at Target last year for about $90. Best $90 I ever spent. Much better than buying…