That's alot of hoopah!

that would mean that i would have to use my phone on kinja and i would rather kill myself by hungry rat

you are a liar

You are not the only one. I probably shouldn't share this, but Phoenix is mildly obsessed with her bowel movements, and kale features heavily in the discussion.

That's Dirty Poop, I mean Pop. Dirty pop.

Sounds like the restaurants closure was ... *puts on sunglasses*

"Relieve my bowels tout suite" is the most beautiful phrasing for "I needed to shit" I have ever heard, and for that, this Brit thanks you.

K like why was there so much poo? Did they only serve kale salads* there or something?

So it was YOU!

Why do famous people just randomly start restaurants? I mean, like, even if this hadn't ended in pooptastrophe, did Justin Timberlake think he had some special concept for a restaurant that was new and interesting? Aren't there already, like, a lot of restaurants? (Ones without illegal poop aqueducts flowing through…

I once pooped at a restaurant and flooded the toilet. It was so embarrassing and I just left a big tip and quietly left.

you know a lot of jtimb songs bb

Timberlake was quoted on the scene: "Well, shit."

Bye bye bye.

Yeah, servers DEFINITELY hate you.

Here are a few reasons why restaurants don't want people brown-bagging it:

First, she didn't say it wasn't busy, only she thought she was giving her trainee a likely easy table for her first attempt at solo serving.
The answer to your question as a whole is because people are terrible. What does the restaurant gain- other than a potential lawsuit? Also, I am pretty sure there are health…