Very important question: was this person from Florida?

A theatre professor of mine once worked on a show that cooked real food onstage. It was so integral to the script that they actually had a real kitchen built onto the stage. Part of this was a coffee pot. One night, during intermission a man walked *on to the stage* poured himself a cup, and one for his wife, and…

Those starburst candycanes? MY FUCKING JAAAAAAM.

"Contrarianism for its own sake and also poop jokes" is the motto of the Foods That Should Not Exist series.

The mirth and happiness that I have just murdered.

11 cents? If I read the chart right, Oscar Mayer is $5.50/lb, Trader Joe's is $6.65/lb, Walmart is $4.50/lb, and Costco is $3.00/lb. At worst, you're saving $1.50/lb on bacon.

The whole CD was him singing his own lyrics over tracks of popular Disney Channel show songs — not even the karaoke version, just the actual song played quietly — and the lyrics were all about him having sex with underage girls

Kam:

He proudly returned to his fellow Lords of the Flies and proclaimed, "Chuck E.'s a girl! And she's got tits like THIS!" making the (in)appropriate gesture most commonly associated with such a statement.

1) Why did she bring marjuana laced cookies on her first day? *smh*

Turns out, someone had bought a pot-bellied pig, then decided they didn't want it and had just let it loose in the mall.

classic Ross

I would knife a bitch to get to an ice cream truck. I would leave Ross for an hour to enjoy my cone(s).

Maybe it wouldn't have been 1 star if they'd brought him an ice cream cone.

Seems like it would save them both time and money to just get it right the first time.