Fuck Panera. I can make a sandwich and open a bag of chips at home.

or just stop drinking soda

BEST INVESTMENT EVER!

I used to commute to downtown SF on the N-Judah. Anyone who rides that clusterf*$k knows you don't let a single drop of coffee hit your lips until you arrive safely at your destination. Period.

See all that pluming attached to the bottom of the toilet? It's tankless. Uses water pressure of the system to drive it down, not a tank with gravity.

That's the part that's weird to you, and not that the toilet doesn't have a tank, that there are several rolls of partially used toilet paper on the shelves, and that there appears to be a shower curtain BEHIND the toilet?

FUCK YES, FUCK THEIR SANDWICH FRIES

I was hoping for "Coke," although at least "Soda" was #1 (as it goddamn well should be).

"Lemonade" and "Cocola" are both so horrible they don't even make the list. They're almost as bad as "Coke."

Schmucks that would put fries on their sandwiches call soda 'pop'. It's SODA.

Great article with real honesty about breeds. Most breeds are the result of years of selection of certain behaviors, and it can take a lot of training to get them to behave otherwise (and they still might not at times). The cute little white puppy in the video preview (American Eskimo) grows into this, and is really…

Fuck you and your midwest heritage! Choke on your Skyline Chili and Coors Lights, Middle America!

The rest of the country only associates Faygo with Insane Clown Posse.

You're missing the UK's (or just Scotland, who knows) effort, "juice", which oh god I am still furious. So many months of confusion and rage.

1. Soda

Lolly water? I do not want to live in a place that calls soda "lolly water".

Anyone that calls it Soda Pop is a dipshit and is not to be trusted with anything valuable.

I always read this lists just to see what ranks below "being hit by a car". I was hoping it was going to be "pop".

All I'll say is that if you decide to get a dog, get a rescue dog. We rescued Jack when he was about 1 year old. Luckily he wasn't abused, but very neglected by his previous family. We've had him for a little over a year now and he's got it good now... and he knows it too. Not sure how they know, but they do.