That's actually a pretty popular opinion around here. I mean, it's wrong, but you're in good company.

Our concern here is not about innovation, it is about misleading labelling," a Unilever spokesperson said in a statement Tuesday. "We simply wish to protect both consumers from being misled and also our brand."

Can we all agree that that "tangy zip of Miracle Whip" is not mayo, is vile and has actually caused me irreperable harm?

So I tracked down the actual complaint and Unilever is suing for false advertising under the Lantham Act, alleging that Just Mayo is not, in fact, mayonnaise. And according to the complaint, the FDA does define mayonnaise as containing an "egg-yolk containing ingredient." Which of course, Just Mayo does not.

I have probably done that. When I am tired, or when I have/have just finished having a migraine, I am very, very prone to mixing up words like that. I know what it is, and in my head, I said "chai tea latte," but... well, it could be worse, I'm also prone to saying the complete wrong word and I could have ordered a…

I cannot count the number of times I was asked for a Tai Chi Latte. I actually found it really adorable and never corrected it.

I'm a barista in the Midwest. One of my coworkers started at Starbucks before coming to our shop; and had me in tears after he told me about a rednecky gentleman who came in to order one night. I guess this guy strode in and jovially, loudly asked him, "Hey man! Y'all got them, uh, caramel machetes here?!"

Regarding secret shoppers: Editor's Note: There is no screening process. Any idiot can — and usually does — sign up for that job

I once had a friend refuse to eat a slice of lemon pound cake because I mentioned I'd used my homemade vanilla in it (like 2 tsp in the whole cake). She doesn't drink, and when she learned that my homemade vanilla is vanilla beans in vodka, she declined the cake. I explained that unless powdered vanilla is used, all…

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

if a customer wants you to grill a steak until it gets tender, you grill it until it gets tender

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

Technically, the only people who believe that the soul inhabit every organ are the Ancient Egyptians and a small minority of the Roma (the Shintos are against organ donation because they believe the dead can pollute the living—i.e. they are fine with you taking the organ, but they won't accept a donated organ). The…

I just tried the new Starbucks Ebola Fappuccino and, as a straight male, I have to say it was better than the salted caramel one.

I support this idea, as long as Mark is the one doing the taste-testing. I say this purely because a) it sounds like his journalistic beat, and b) he seriously owes us for exposing our minds to everything else on his journalistic beat.

Also you don't pop the whole thing into your mouth, legs, antenna, exoskeleton and all. You peel it, get a hunk of what is undeniably delicious meat, and then eat that. Totally different.

Hipsters are trying to bring the Hitler moustache back, claiming it should be called the Charlie Chaplin because he had it first. No, guys. It's a Hitler moustache. No one is saving that. Not even Michael Jordan could save that, though he inexplicably tried for a while.

Really? Ring crevices are caked with dirt and literal shit. I don't think food prep workers should be able to wear hand jewelry because it sounds really unsanitary. Fuck the gloves, just don't wear stuff that holds filth.

Less famous members.