Circus peanuts are not candy, they are packing material.
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Many people like candy corn, such as hobos, serial murderers, and Satan. But actually, candy corn is terrible. …
Oh wow. Thank you for proving my point.
You bite your tongue about eggplant. You've obviously never had my eggplant parm.
SHOW ME THE FACTS AND STATISTICS ABOUT EGGPLANT.
I mean, if people enjoy smoking weed, more power to them. I think it should be legalized everywhere. I just don't do it, won't do it, and hate doing it. It's a miserable experience for me. Even the most well-intentioned pothead looks at you like you're from fucking Mars when you tell them that, though; you must not…
This proves my point to an absolutely spectacular degree, so thank you for that, and also for heroically preserving our nation's dwindling pixel supply by selflessly refusing to use your shift key.
Really not seeing how you got the idea that she trades herself/himself for drugs from that post. Unless you consider any gifts between friends to be payment for sex. In which case I owe a lot of people sex.
RARE CANDY IS PEOPLE!
Skim milk is the worst type of milk. I'd rather drink no milk than drink skim which literally tastes like watered down milk. Yuck.
I predict that "He save bread" will become the new "monogrammed coffee thermoses."
Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
"Auditory Ebola" is going to be my new band's name.
I stopped listening to Ladysmith Black Mambazo for the same reason.
My aunt sent me this. I was at first like, "Wow, that's horrible," but then I remembered it's kinda true.
Did you seriously just do the "A lot of my friends are X" thing?
The fact that 1) he used a pusheen, and 2) I got to transcribe the pusheen is why I went with a transcription rather than a photo repost.
And lo, I beheld as KFC opened the sixth seal, and there came a rider called Zinger Double Down King, and coronary…
The video above by mulvone19 shows footage of a mysterious ghost girl players can sometimes encounter in Lumiose City, a location in X & Y. When you enter a certain building, not only does the music stop, but the screen also flashes—and suddenly, there's a weird girl with no walking animation floating by. All she's…
Rumor has it that in the Japanese version of X/Y the ghost girl says something so unsettling it has caused children to vomit uncontrollably for hours.