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Also, once you are able to move, if you don't rise in your career (and pay) fast you get stuck pretty much where you chose to live. It's more expensive to move than it is to keep paying ridiculous rent prices for amenities you'll never use and access to Downtown. But I wouldn't move even if I could.

I love the flower crowns. No hate.

Most places offer direct deposit or another form of payment (some do debit cards) I think. But you still need a bank account and an address of some kind to set those up. Hence, the question.

So no one's going to bring up the ridiculous framed cuts that tried to be "silly" and still display emotion?

So did you just bum someone's address or use an old one for mail and banking? You need more than a "I live in a van" to get a bank account and a paycheck in my experience. This is a completely serious question.

LA SMOKING BOMBER!! AHHHH! Finally.

Cracking eggs should definitely be on the list. I was cracking and scrambling my own eggs by age 5 (when I was tall enough to stand over a burner on a stepstool without burning myself/falling over). I was baking (boxed mix) cakes and cupcakes for myself at 6. I'm still amazed I'm not fatter :\

Oh GOD. I just had a flashback to fourth grade and failing miserably to make my mission that was not to be made from a model kit. Super serious bsns, you-will-automatically-fail-this-assignment-if-you-buy-a-kit rule. Everyone but me bought the kit and got A's. I got a C+ :\

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I demand an article ranking every single candy bar that is being banned ASAP. I DEMAND IT!!

Yes, everyone should have more money. Especially people who need money. Give those people money! Why would I, or anyone else, say otherwise?

That's why the expiration dates are usually set for no more than 3-5 days after purchase usually. You don't even want to know how old stuff like orange juice is. My thing is, if I haven't gotten noticeably ill after years of eating this junk, what's a few more decades of willful ignorance gunna do? Also see: every

Where we source it from, maybe? Usually food in CA is either shipped locally from farms around the state so they save on transportation and such. Also, it's probably the lack of ethical standards we set for poultry. Our food (non organic usually) is typically sourced from farms with poor breeding/raising standards and

Delicious, scary mutant chicken that hella lasts forever in the freezer #mutantchicken4lyfe #idgafhormones #bringonthegmosmuthaf*cka

Holy balls. Move. That's my best advice on that one.

So free healthcare but I'm paying out my ass for chicken? No thanks, Canada, no thanks.

Where are you that chicken breasts are $6/lb?! I mean, if you insist on only organic or buying locally sourced or somesuch. Or you live in Manhattan. Or if your only grocery store is 40 miles away and you're including gas...

No see, I know that. Chai lattes are my go-to at Starbucks. But for some reason it never occurred to me that they're made with milk instead of having milk added to them! Now the one's I make at home seem woefully inadequate for a reason :\

Not sure about the nomination (but whoo hoo! It deserves it if true). However, I can attest that it is waaay better that Ugly Betty which cannibalized the novela format for it's "trashier" aspects and added regular American TV drama (much like The Mysteries of Laura, ugh). Jane is a much purer novela even if it is in

OK doctor having a very bad day. There was/is a storyline about considering/pursuing a lawsuit but so far it hasn't gone anywhere and isn't the main focus of the show. Definitely worth watching even if you're not into soap operas/novelas. It's just good tv.