I demand an article ranking every single candy bar that is being banned ASAP. I DEMAND IT!!

Yes, everyone should have more money. Especially people who need money. Give those people money! Why would I, or anyone else, say otherwise?

That's why the expiration dates are usually set for no more than 3-5 days after purchase usually. You don't even want to know how old stuff like orange juice is. My thing is, if I haven't gotten noticeably ill after years of eating this junk, what's a few more decades of willful ignorance gunna do? Also see: every…

Where we source it from, maybe? Usually food in CA is either shipped locally from farms around the state so they save on transportation and such. Also, it's probably the lack of ethical standards we set for poultry. Our food (non organic usually) is typically sourced from farms with poor breeding/raising standards and…

Delicious, scary mutant chicken that hella lasts forever in the freezer #mutantchicken4lyfe #idgafhormones #bringonthegmosmuthaf*cka

Holy balls. Move. That's my best advice on that one.

So free healthcare but I'm paying out my ass for chicken? No thanks, Canada, no thanks.

Where are you that chicken breasts are $6/lb?! I mean, if you insist on only organic or buying locally sourced or somesuch. Or you live in Manhattan. Or if your only grocery store is 40 miles away and you're including gas...

No see, I know that. Chai lattes are my go-to at Starbucks. But for some reason it never occurred to me that they're made with milk instead of having milk added to them! Now the one's I make at home seem woefully inadequate for a reason :\

You can steep tea in milk....? WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE NOW?! *weeps*

What is a dirty chai and how do I get it into my facehole posthaste? I f*cking love chai. Spicy tea ftfw!

Obviously, you're Nostradamus reincarnated. When will the baconpocolypse occur and how do I maximize my bacon intake before then great prophet?

*dies* You owe me a keyboard you dirty toad bitch!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! The Moistmaker is the king of sandwiches. There was an entire episode of Friends devoted to the sandwich *micdrop*

So, help me understand her line of thinking here:

I considered moving to Denver for a long time (currently in CA). It always looked OK in terms of job prospects, affordable housing, and city-life that I am accustomed to. But the BSL is what turned me off. If I can't drive through your state with my dog without fear of losing a family member, I don't want to live in…

As with most things, candy canes are best in miniature. And used to stir hot chocolate with. It's like an Andes in a mug :) Alternately, they can be chopped into small pieces to top said hot chocolate and then stirred in with the whipped cream (which is also the only acceptable way to consume whipped cream).

Srsly, the "compassion" guy looked constipated to me.

dammit! I just cleaned off my keyboard... *snort* car meat...