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You can steep tea in milk....? WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE NOW?! *weeps*

What is a dirty chai and how do I get it into my facehole posthaste? I f*cking love chai. Spicy tea ftfw!

Obviously, you're Nostradamus reincarnated. When will the baconpocolypse occur and how do I maximize my bacon intake before then great prophet?

*dies* You owe me a keyboard you dirty toad bitch!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! The Moistmaker is the king of sandwiches. There was an entire episode of Friends devoted to the sandwich *micdrop*

So, help me understand her line of thinking here:

I considered moving to Denver for a long time (currently in CA). It always looked OK in terms of job prospects, affordable housing, and city-life that I am accustomed to. But the BSL is what turned me off. If I can't drive through your state with my dog without fear of losing a family member, I don't want to live in

As with most things, candy canes are best in miniature. And used to stir hot chocolate with. It's like an Andes in a mug :) Alternately, they can be chopped into small pieces to top said hot chocolate and then stirred in with the whipped cream (which is also the only acceptable way to consume whipped cream).

Cornstarch. Plain cornstarch you buy at the grocery store in the baking section. Cheaper, less painful, and it does the exact same thing.

My pittie has the same problem. I take her to the vet and she comes back with new scrapes! It took for-ev-er for her to heal after spay surgery because of that thin skin. The stitches stretch her skin too tight so the last two burst open the second day. Then the staples were too far apart so after a month of careful

Srsly, the "compassion" guy looked constipated to me.

dammit! I just cleaned off my keyboard... *snort* car meat...

The reason they don't photograph well is because it's not edible food.

But why would you serve it over spaghetti then? It's madness I tells ya!

Oh definitely no lock on the door. They're not that smart :P But just around the corners where they learned (Dog only knows how) to knock into the walls hard enough to pop them out of the grooves that hold the crate together. They have yet to hurt themselves doing it (again, Dog only knows how) but they scared me bad

Thanks for this! This actually sounds feasible for me! I just finished my first year at a non-profit and had no idea I may be eligible for this type of program! I've been terrified of even looking at my bills for loans since I graduated in '11. My mom has been shouldering the debt (prior agreement seeing as I didn't

How does it work out re: chewing? I replace the zip ties on my pups' crate about once every couple of months because they like to chew their way slowly to freedom while we're out (they share a crate because of littermate syndrome). I've been thinking of putting in cheap metal locks instead of zip ties but just haven't

My question is why the hell is it so watery and why would you serve it over spaghetti? Is it not then essentially spaghetti with meat sauce and beans? Why not just call it spaghetti? Why try and name it chili? It clearly is no longer chili other than by purest definition of "meat, beans, and some tomatoes". It makes

My understanding is that flautas are bigger and often made with flour tortillas as someone pointed out earlier. The smaller, corn tortillas are for taquitos but given that "taquito" may well be a bastardization of the word "taco" you may be right. I just know that everyone who has ever heard me accidently refer to a