LIVERWURST IS DELICIOUS AND YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!! (sorry)

I've done the same thing. I remember a few years ago a friend of mine was taking Subway orders for the group we were with. I specifically remember ordering a turkey sandwich with lettuce and tomato. This was my usual order when someone else was picking up because it is almost impossible to mess up (it's three…

The easy rebuttal to #1 is red tide poisoning. That sh*t is no joke. But I'm totally with you on #2. Cocktail and tartar sauce are the best sauces.

I have the same issue with meat in general. I will never not ever eat a whole fish or anything more intact that a fillet. Something about it still having a face... *shudder*

My reaction at this scene:

The husband is vaguely lactose and will now and then drink too much milk or eat too much cheese or something and we'll have to switch him to Lactaid. He never complains about anything but the price. I've tried it myself and I don't see much difference either but then again, we buy skim which isn't actually milk imo.…