Hello friend/random Internet person. I don’t know if you knew, but not only am I under no obligation to prove an anecdotal story I’m telling you on the Interwebz (you’re welcome to take it with a grain of salt), there’s no way I could possibly do so even if I tried. I could say 2 or 200 and you’d never know if it’s…

God, the amount of #notallwhitepeople responses to this post... Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Just because you didn’t personally react that way doesn’t mean it wasn’t the overwhelming response.

Anyone that says they haven’t heard of any type of backlash for“Formation” should just type it into the search engine.. No one heard about the former politician in good ole NYC that spoke out against it? And no one knows that there is an “anti-Beyonce” rally at the NFL headquarters this week because they felt like…

Katy Perry preformed last year. this is the name lady that had whipped cream guns shoot out of her breasts. No one said a peep.

I live in the Midwest now, but am from California. Grew up in a very liberal family, in a liberal city. Has family in the industry. Went to a diverse performing arts high school. Same for college. This is all to say, I fucking LOVED Beyonces video and performance. But. In the Midwest? Def some white people who reacted…

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lol tell ‘em why you mad, Becky.

Seriously! I know way to many people who after the immediate circulation of police committing murder and people demanding justice for it, will post all kinds of bullshit memes about supporting our police no matter what. Like wtf is wrong with you that your brain is so under developed as to not be able to generally…

More irony. I’m so sorry you feel unfairly associated with ideas and actions that do not accurately represent you personally.

Man it must suck being lumped together like that, huh?

Have a cookie

I also got that she was “dressed like a slut” and it was “inappropriate for children”. People are so fucking afraid of a woman with thighs, I swear to god....

I found myself humming Coldplay the other day, almost a week after seeing them on the Super Bowl show.
I knew I was white, I just didn’t know I was so goddamn hardcore.

I LOVE how offended white people are getting about being lumped together, as if they only have one opinion. How do you think every other ethnicity has ever felt in America?

Totally. Also, Killer Mike was on Real Time, and he talked about it, and one of the first things he said was “white folks, it’s not always about you”. I loved what the video did, the music wasn’t for me but the lyrics, my god, the lyrics. And her superbowl performance nailed it. She has a message, she is sharing it,…

Yeah, I guess I wasn’t really keyed to it until after the superbowl. And then suddenly the crazies came out about how dare she sing a song and wear clothes that were a tribute to black people. And then everyone turned it into her being anti-police. It really just goes to show how prejudiced our society still is that…

Yes! That was my favorite part. Also,

Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider usually do all of these great pre-recorded skits (they’re also responsible for The Beygency, Do It On My Twin Bed, Back Home Ballers, etc.). They are both writing supervisors and are fantastic. They usually do the political skits right at the beginning of each show too.

Well, darn, I was hoping for an actual test we could take. Like Cosmo quizzes in the ‘80s and ‘90s! (Do they still do those? I bet they still do those.)

I suspect you might know a lot of folks in relationships where one person cheated, and they stayed together and didn’t cheat again. Those folks just might not be sharing you every detail of their personal lives.