I think we’ve figured it out - the plot didn’t really make sense, but those of us who like to drink while watching and have a soft spot for cute squishy babies won’t even care!

I’m not a person who fawns over babies or anything but I felt my ovaries going into overdrive when I saw those chubby legs.

That baby was a literal Cabbage Patch Doll. If you have to hallucinate a baby, that is the baby to hallucinate.

I’m a little drunk right now so I’m really having issues figuring out an episode with so many hallucinations. Also that baby was extremely chubby and cute and squishy.

Of course Jake did it. O Jake, you magnificient psycho! How long before Olivia jumps back in bed with him? I give her one episode to be mad at him, a second to give him come-hither looks and she’ll be on top of him by the third episode.

The saddest feeling just came over me as I drink wine out of my Goose Island Bourbon County glass, my roommate broke my crate and barrel gorgeous Olivia pope wine glass that was one back order for MONTHS. The only thing that can fix this is nakey Scott Foley.

I chose Scandal and HTGAWM because I need a break from politics for my own mental health.

But you didn’t exactly specify that you just don’t like dancing in tumbling at first. You made references to dances that just...exist currently. Hip-hop dances, to be exact.

Don’t forget the waltz, the foxtrot, etc.

Excellent move, way to side-swipe and make this about something else entirely.

Soooo that’s a no on.... the Charleston, the Twist, the Electric Slide, the Lindy Hop, the Macarena, the Robot, the Shimmy, the Jitterbug, etc...

She clearly isn’t a good leader

You’ll never get anywhere in the gymnastics game disrespecting your opponents like that. Doesn’t she know that kids are watching? They’re probably wondering if she knows she doesn’t look like a good role model to the youth of Tennessee. I miss the days of McKayla Maroney and her screw face. I don’t know, there was…

I think the first spoken words are Messy Mya, a social media celeb from NO that was sadly murdered a few years back. I only know because my bff was obsessed and would send me YouTube videos all the time lol, but then yes, “Ms. Freedia the Queen Diva you besta believe” her was speakibg and I couldn’t even handle…

This has been Negroid Studies by Professor Knowles-Carter

im saying you have commented 20 different times on a thread about a woman you dont like very much. i just counted.

im sure you can gauge her intelligence on all the interviews you have seen with her. which must be several, since u hate her so much.

This video was so goddamn black it’s not funny. I’m not southern, but my roots are, and that bit with the girls dancing in the shorts gave me flashbacks to the cheer and dance squads we used to have in the hood. Beyonce is black. Black as the bottom of your grandmama’s cast-iron skillet. Blackity black, black, black.

If nothing else, can we please stop saying that Beyoncé wants to be a white woman now? She’s not bleaching her skin. She’s doesn’t hate herself. Let this lie die a miserable death. Thank you.

I SAID GODDAMN. “I might be a black Bill Gates in the making.”