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You slept with a guy who was cheating on his girlfriend who had cancer?

His wife had to apologize to Margret? Good grief.

She was German, sex can’t ruin perfectly engineered hair.

If the guy is a lousy lay who’s done quickly, you sure CAN keep your hair that perfect!

Just because it was illicit sex doesn't mean it was good sex. He could have been a two pump chump, hence no sex hair.

My pleasure. It's Friday and I've had a lot of coffee, I will be on my A game for next 40 minutes.

I know a mayor, she's pretty mean. When she gets mad she'll cause a scene. She don't throw rocks, she don't throw beans, she don't throw insults or any of these. She uses Vaaaaaaaaaseline.

When will (white) people stop being so baffled by normal ass black people?

When things like this are published, it reflects poorly on the entire newspaper/blog/journal. Not a single editor looked at this and said no?

Calling her “well-spoken” would be super racist, of course, but it would be a step up from praising her for sounding like Martha Stewart and not muttering curses under her breath.

Jesus that was racist as fuck. And also sexist. God forbid the woman be something on her own, heavens no; instead the writer laments that she could have been some other player’s “trophy wife.”

I’d expect nothing more from Gelzinis and his ilk. And let’s note that Halle is half-white so the message is clear. This is the long-winded version of “my, you speak so well.”

I’m genuinely amazed that he avoided the words “well spoken” in describing her. I’m also amazed that he didn’t name two white players as goals for her to be kept by.

Also, stud literally means animal so....

She has such natural ability and raw talent on that witness stand.

This reminds me of that Bill O’Reilly segment from a few years ago when he ate at a restaurant in Harlem and was shocked that people weren’t yelling and threatening each other.

Or not hiring any black models for 20 years.

Meanwhile the working and middle classes have had a no good, very bad few decades.

ME RIGHT NOW