They've been split since '05. She remarried in '11.

A guy came up to my friend and I at a fucking Lily Allen show, grabbed us both by the back of the neck and told us off for talking and singing along. I was like "what is the cross-section of men who are really into Lily Allen but also think it's cool to grab strange women by the neck?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. Am I in your way? I'm just trying to watch the father of my child perform on national television."

Ugh, as someone who rounds up to say they are 5'2", I HATE this. All the fucking time these tall-ass dudes feel like they can shove you out of the way and get in front of you at concerts. Half the time I've given up on even caring, since I probably couldn't see already, but those times when I found that ONE little…

OK but was Biebs' dad actually a carpenter because if so, I'm kind of worried that this is the second coming, and God is trying to teach us a lesson.

I bet if you built them a new harbor on your own dime they’d make an exception.

I’m an architect, does that help?

As small as the world has become in my daily life and travels, I find ‘pockets’ like these fascinating.

The guy running away is my new hero. He is on a pitch filled with professional soccer players who want to hit him and they can't FUCKING CATCH HIM. He is literally running circles around them. Ha, ha. No wonder they lost the game.

On the one hand, these details are all weird and don't add up. Who is "from a poor country," also has a recording career, and had overnight success at age 19?

So, basically they're a whole family of whores (because they took Elizabeth's $$ to show up) but their son is the only honest one (because he gives good value for money)?

Yes, but I no likey that preview with crazy Jake threatening to kill Olivia. CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO BACK TO THE ISLAND, SHONDA?

We crossed that line when Fitz passed stricter gun laws and equal pay for women at the beginning of the season. Now the writers are just full-on fucking with us.

People are terrible.

Wow. Wow.

"Denmark, Dude"

I think this clearly points to a Russian attempt to compel the Danish into forming an anti-Sweden alliance with the Russians, which will lead to the Second Great Northern War, fought to remove the scourge of Absolut Vodka and Ikea products from their shores.

Our Travis knows all about fake taxis

Learn to read graphs.

Cool story.