I also skip over boring paragraphs of exposition in books. I am a monster.

For people who want to be pacified for 90 minutes.

Ah. I see I’m truly dealing with the star of the varsity debate squad here.

notjon is correct, and you are not

Ahh... the “you knew it was a snake when you picked it up, so don’t be surprised when it bites you” school of criticism!

I agree with this. She isn’t really having that much input on the food at this point since Carm is so hyper-focused and changing it all the time. It is what is leading her to hesitate on signing the partnership agreement, she doesn’t know if she wants to be that tied to him when he is acting like this compared to how…

I’m pretty sure that D+ grade is a big “it’s not good” as it gets.

I never understand how people can just fast forward scenes with characters they don’t like. You didn’t watch the show!

Do you think this review was written by an AI? Have you completely switched arguments from “This review was written by someone who cares too much” to “This review was written by an AI”?

How DARE the film critic try to tell the audience if a film is good or bad?! It’s almost like they think it’s their job or something!!!!

YESSS...stop trying to write an interesting review, damnit.

Of course it’s not for her. She clearly enjoys good movies.

Maybe they got tired of dealing with criticisms that they keep winning comedy awards despite not being a comedy. 

It’s a shame because the first film was legitimately cute. But the minions going from sidekick to oversaturated Illumination mascots and these films having less and less reason to exist beyond that first one has been a bit of a bummer to watch.

what the fuck are you talking about? 

love when people defend 200 million dollar movies they couldn’t possibly have even seen yet.

A poor defense when there are plenty of legitimately good movies and TV shows out right now.