This makes Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia look like the opposite of satire.

He has the advantage of only having to ski across a very small country. Canada’s fucked.

So basically every event at the Winter Olympics is out

Hahahaha! It’s been a long time —— you haven’t lost a step!

I see it took you exactly 20 minutes after he posted to think of your “reply” on a Deadspin message board that nobody looks at. Seems you’re closer than you think...

suckerdumped there weren’t we

The lakers don’t own their first round pick at all. If it’s 1 or 6+ the sixers get it and if it’s 2-5 the Celtics get it.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

1 of the only good things about 2017 was your comment.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

If you mix it with Cocaine is it a cocalatte? Asking for a friend.

Hands of Ganesh

Go fuck yourself.

I wish every Masshole who treats Bob Fucking Kraft as if he were a saint; the guy who tried to move the team to fucking Hartford, the guy who was one of the first to legitimize Trump, the guy who more than anyone is why Goodell is commissioner, would line up and take turns eating my ass. Brady uses PEDs btw.

Packer owners are what got us into this mess in the first place.

Takin’ what they’re givin’, ‘cause he’s gherkin for a livin’.

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...

THIS is good football fighting:

Well, if you’re a D-I head coach and your players are receiving death threats but you don’t tell the cops or the administration, you’ll probably get fired.