Alonso isn’t at the 10 yet and Flacco is starting his slide. I get that he is going to have trouble changing direction or completely stopping, but that’s enough time to change the nature of the hit and not lower the shoulder to drive through Flacco.

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Good God, you are one of the most consistently off-topic commenters on Deadspin.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

Fox Sports and FS2 have been carrying most of the U-17 World Cup.

Did the check not clear? Because they paid for a 4-1 victory.

Double whoosh.

Altuve is so fucking cool.

Was it going to be a homerun on its own? It Maier may not have.

Not only played, but was the MVP of the world champion Toms River NJ squad IIRC.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

Top 5 Offensive things about that video; RANKED!

This. The racist basketball fans who still exist pretty much stick to college ball, you know, for the joy of watching indentured servitude in action.

Pretty sure it’s a per week situation, as they do not pay players during the offseason/during lockouts.

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

But I heard they’re a great way to avoid military service, amirite?!

My No. 1 sports fantasy is I hit a 55-yarder as time expires to put the team into the Super Bowl. Next day’s paper, four-column vertical picture of me with arms raised under banner headline: IT’S GOOD

I kneeled, but that’s because I got iced.

In case anyone’s gearing up to say that Maxwell doesn’t respect the troops, here’s a quote by him from 2015: