I didn’t even make it through the whole thing. It’s...a lot.

These evil bastards are turning me into a very dark person. I was sitting there watching Trump’s victory speech in the Rose Garden, and Paul Ryan just looked so smug behind him, and all I could think is how amazing it would be if a sniper shot Paul Ryan in the face at that exact moment.

There are so many things I’m feeling right now that it’s impossible to put them into words.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Even Illinois had a republican senator last year. No vote is a waste and we really need to come up with better ways to win elections than sending highly trained biologists and mathematicians to Youngstown where there is literally nothing for them to do.

“...the guy who helped OJ get away with murder is remains the least objectionable member of the Kardashian syndicate.”

Lately, the only unrealistic thing about the Handmaid’s Tale (at least to me) is that Offred and her husband could afford a house in Cambridge.

And it always happens around the time I flush the toilet. Coincidence?

Does English grammar have any rules about capitalization at the start of a sentence?

Helen who didn’t think her husband would get deported.

who the hell is counting on ivanka?

More MO posts. I don’t care if it’s about what she had for dinner. The nostalgia is real :(

Fuck no I’m not wearing this anywhere. It’s for hott stoned backyard selfies, not sharing.

White Nationalism. (Basic Bitch edition.)

My cat is a Russian Blue and cares about the Russia issue because I think that he might be a Russian spy.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

I just keep waiting for HRC to come out of the woodwork and say, ‘You got Punked’. Then I will be angry for 30 seconds and forgive her.

I see this quote from Bannon all the time as some kind of bogeyman, but really all it shows is that Bannon doesn’t know shit about Lenin.

Nah, he gets Russian hookers to do that.