moonfetusstarbracelet
i care about your boner
moonfetusstarbracelet

MFers

Lots and lots of silly cone

miley is amazing i love her

$8 flip-flops? La-di-da, Mr. Rockefeller.

Because the world needs more no talent dipshit DNA. No fucking thank you.

Former ‘95 ACR owner here, agree 100%.

I’ve been to Lambert’s, the servers also walk around with big pots of fried okra, fried potatoes and sorghum(?). I think I was too stoned to catch a roll so they just handed it to me.

“millions of dollars for doing nothing” ... Probably the most self-aware statement she’s ever made.

Yeah, Wiener Lover has been through enough.

Rich weekend warriors are definitely represented, there’s also dozens of campgrounds full of filthy tweeker garbage people.

methmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmethmeth

She’s trying to get some use out of her pre-boob job tops.

It’s not a station wagon, it’s a G-Class SUV.

The Hacktory in Philadelphia has offered to help rebuild hitchBOT, long live hitchBOT.

The Barbara Streisand Effect.

*diabeetus

She tried shopping the photos around after the wedding, no takers. Surprised that part wasn’t mentioned.

(It’s a Simpsons reference)

You don’t win friends with salad.

But who will get the shit-kicker boots, goat ropes, brass spitoons, Budweiser neon signs, rebel flags, lifted mud trucks, camouflage hats, and meth pipes?