how rih get pragnent

this is no place for your facts

Opening sequence of Christmas Vacation, of course kinja won't let me paste the link.

Origin: United Arab Emirates? Pass.

Origin: United Arab Emirates? Pass.

See also: Clark Griswold

Classic? All of that black plastic will turn grey and look like shit within the next 5 years.

You expect her to shit in the same toilet every day like some kind of fucking peasant? Queen Bey needs many thrones.

Oh, I just assumed she was talking about... something else.

Dumpster Donnie channeling creepy Uncle Biden *shudders*

Salad causes cancer. Probably.

Hipsters drink PBR.

I recently saw a copy of Flipper in the tuna section.

I love it.

It snows in California.

You are not alone.