i care about your boner

moonfetusstarbracelet

7/3/16

how rih get pragnent

7/3/16

this is no place for your facts

7/1/16

Opening sequence of Christmas Vacation, of course kinja won't let me paste the link.

7/1/16

Origin: United Arab Emirates? Pass.

6/30/16

See also: Clark Griswold

6/20/16

6/19/16

Classic? All of that black plastic will turn grey and look like shit within the next 5 years.

6/18/16

You expect her to shit in the same toilet every day like some kind of fucking peasant? Queen Bey needs many thrones.

6/16/16

6/7/16

Oh, I just assumed she was talking about... something else.

6/7/16

Dumpster Donnie channeling creepy Uncle Biden *shudders*

4/19/16

3/23/16

Salad causes cancer. Probably.

2/15/16

Hipsters drink PBR.

2/11/16

I love it.

2/10/16

2/10/16

It snows in California.

2/1/16

MFers

8/30/15

Lots and lots of silly cone

8/30/15

miley is amazing i love her