Because nothing says happy birthday America like a Belgian karate kicking people in the head.

It’s a gorgeous looking plane, the Cri-Cri... not so much.

Wind’s blowin’ up a gail today.

“Enthusiastic consent makers”

Why use Facebook when you can share pictures on instagram?

Discontinued in the US, but still manufactured elsewhere.

I’d rather be a pussy than a dick.

The moral of the story is shoot from cover and then keep your mouth shut.

Nice try, Kanye.

Yes. And enough with the plastic surgery already! She is starting to look like a scary bratz doll or something.

Hooray! Now everyone can be miserable!

Drove up PP a couple months ago, there aren’t many sections that have guardrails. A guardrail may stop a motorcycle from going over but it won’t stop the rider.

I once had a bank account in Tightwad, MO.

Just what we need, more country “music” for all the shit-kicking cousin-fuckers to wave their rebel flags to.

The script writers for this show deserve a raise.

Sounds like most of the trash they’ve been playing on country “music” stations for the past decade.

Sounds like a typical Tuesday night to me...

bopping the bagel

College closings will become more common as the “education bubble” continues to burst. Kinda hard to repay student loans when you’re making minimum wage.

If they tasered him why is there a picture of a stun gun?