Typical Gawker commies listing Superman last. You won't be getting my page clicks anymore.

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

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That Superman costume sucks a dick. Those cheapskates even make you buy your own wheelchair.

THIS IS OKAY BUT IF A GIRL DOES IT SHE IS A BAD WHOREFACE BADDIE.

So it's not okay to accept that he's gay? People have to root for him as if he's special needs? He's a fucking football player. Who the hell gives a shit if he's gay? Isn't that the whole point of acceptance? If the supposed culture of the NFL doesn't accept him that's nothing I, you, or any article can fix.

Weird. I thought Clash of Klans would surely be more of a St. Louis problem.

Whoa. I Thee Dread recently followed me, so I guess I am out of the grays and have the power to bring others out of the grays. When I just starred your post, it turned from gray to black before my eyes. I feel...bizarrely powerful. Like I am magic. A benevolent magician, solidifying people with magnanimity.

Developer here. I really appreciate all the positive feedback. The code is open source; feel free to give your suggestions, bug reports, or pull requests over at GitHub.

"Psh. Here comes Nolan, just completely wasting a perfectly good opportunity to enjoy a six-pack."

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

I once barfed on a glass door of an academic hall in college. Precisely around the time I was peeing on it, and precisely at the time campus security was walking through said building with flashlights on my face. Best $50 fine I've ever spent.

Baltimore.

Ah yeah, that's a bummer :-/ I'm pretty anal about having my monitors be the same size and type, but for a few years I was in the same boat. My "second monitor" was a laptop.

Vote: Speck Candyshell

Amazing how athletes from different countries playing different sports are inspired by Derek Jeter.

Seriously, I was at 13 inches when I started commenting on the Internet for the first time. I'm up to 20 now.

And sadly in the loser's clubhouse, Josh Hamilton could also be seen using his credit card, but in a repurposed kind of way.

"I am shocked."

This was a really nice comment!