So in this version of Heathers, the Heathers are racially and sexually diverse and Veronica and JD are pretty straight white people who in most high schools would have an easier time being accepted by others? That’s...weird. I mean, I guess it wouldn’t work well the other way either, since Veronica and JD are evil.…

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

Have to credit my phone’s autocorrect and my laziness. (Sounds cuter, no?)

I’m assuming “raisin d’être” is a typo, and it’s possibly my favorite typo ever. I’m imagining Cindy walking around with a California Raisin reciting affirmations and shit-talking her friends.

I knew I would eventually be a cliche, but I thought I at least had until I started buying hemp jewelry.

We’re ALL eating lentil soup right now. Group think, group eat, amirite ladiez?

Just as long as it’s not red. I’m allergic.

They gotta make an “I don’t care about your boner” shirt.

If I can’t get a monogrammed Jezebel thermos full of lentils, what is even the point?

tfw you’re an adult woman.

Since Denny is ruined for you now you can focus on his look alike Javier

Last night did it for me. After 6 seasons I am throwing in the towel and walking the fuck away. First, the gore was out of control even for a show that never avoids gore. To me it went the way of the last few Saw movies where gore was all there was. Second, while the deaths of 2 main characters was shocking it didn’t…

They just want to make America great again! Like it was when white men could torture and murder black children with impunity.

Spoiler alert: these assholes are voting for Trump.

Remember how many of us were like, “I hope Obama doesn’t get assassinated during his inaugeration.” Well, I wish I could say I am not thinking the same about Clinton. 

Agreed.

I recently read a YA historical fiction book about this rail line

Better yet....