But not the worst idea Lindsay’s ever entertained.

EEEEEEWWWW what’s the point of the bun if it’s still....cascading in such an ocean of hair?

The ghost truck story is to regular ghost stories what Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is to my dad telling me about how he goof walked into the set of the Exorcist.

skittered. skittered. skittered. skittered. skittered.

I tell people I don’t have kids because I’m not ready for the costly financial and emotional burden, but it’s more because if this shit happened to me that child would be cast out of my house BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCKKKK

I’m not convinced that she would be any less terrifying as a feral child in the backyard. She’d probably tap on the windows in the middle of the night or something.

This is the same kid that, years later, I found standing in the dark in our dining room staring right at me. She didn’t respond to any of my questions and I thought she was hurt or something because she had gotten out of bed. I kept saying her name, asking if she was ok and all of a sudden she looked right into my…

My daughter has never been afraid of the dark, so this shouldn’t have surprised us, but it used to happen a lot.

That story makes me want to vomit. Holy shit is it scary. There was another story from probably one of the first scary story contests (and I’m sorry I can’t find it) that was similar and has always freaked me out. There was someone who went hiking and camping by themselves for a few days and the trip was uneventful.…

Omg y’all stop saying SKITTERED! I’m sitting in the school pick up lane laughing myself to tears looking like a damn idiot.

I’ve always wondered how parents deal with that kind of stuff. Was it hard not to be a little wary of her right after that happened? I’ve seen so many movies with terrifying children, I sometimes worry that if I’m ever in a scenario like the one you described, I’ll be forever suspicious of my own kid lol.

No, though I do love that one. The old timey truck gives it a certain je ne sais quoi.

Just add this at the bottom as reason #478 that I am not having children.

WTF?! Skittered?? I would pass away.

It definitely has never been topped! The only thing I can think of that comes near it are the stories about when people go camping and come back and go through their pictures...only to find a handful of the pictures taken of them while they were sleeping in their tent night after night.

“Skittered” really puts it over the top.

GAHHHHHH. Years ago when they did a theater rerelease of The Exorcist (SORRY TO BRING UP THAT MOVIE IN CONTEXT OF A STORY ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER), the part where Regan crabwalks down the stairs made me yelp OH GOD really loudly, to the laughter of the entire place. Unnatural movement: no, no, no.

Wow, that is strange. I hope he is calling you just to hear your voice.

That is the scariest one ever posted.