Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

Kindergarten? I’m about to turn 31 and I was in 5th grade when the verdict came down.

Darker please! I saw some things ;p

Well, that’s one way to get a leg up on the competition

Sorry, Couldn’t resist. Low hanging fruit and all that.

Pretty sure I remember reading that proper grammar wasn’t going to be included with the base game.

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

I justed starred both of these comments.

Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

Wait what?? $33.5 million to upgrade a missile carrier??

No. You pay 2 dollars for a vehicle and some cosmetic items. If you so choose.

I’m not a pilot either. However, it appears as if the real culprit of the hard impact is gravity. If the earth had less mass the impact wouldn’t have been as severe.

Dual boot? Running Windows on a mac isn’t exactly rocket surgery.

This is really to bad. I think if she could give herself more time she might get used to the stage anxiety. She by all means was not a bad player. She made it as far as the LCS and she didn’t look dreadful while playing against super star players that have been in the LCS for years.

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“UUDDLRLR”..... I see what you did there amazon....

“UUDDLRLR”..... I see what you did there amazon....

No dummy, it’s residual radioactive material that condenses in the atmosphere after a nuclear detonation.

I love that they try to reason with you. And maybe lay a slight guilt trip on you while they’re at it.