mooncow33

7/21/16

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

7/21/16

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

7/18/16

Indiana Jones 9: The Old Person Home of DOOM

7/12/16

Tatiana Maslany?

7/9/16

Oh man this Hz to watch.

7/7/16

Kindergarten? I’m about to turn 31 and I was in 5th grade when the verdict came down.

7/6/16

If they add “these items were found in old toilets” to the usual “do not touch” cards, they might be the first ones everyone actually adheres to.

6/23/16

It’s so undisclosed, Marvel Studios and Sony don’t even know about it! Crazy levels of secrecy in this project. But I’m proud to be joining it.

6/23/16

Please, do tell us more about your undisclosed role. Just how undisclosed is it?

6/23/16

BREAKING NEWS: I’ve just been cast in Spider-Man: Homecoming.

6/21/16

Let’s not be hasty. Ban high-capacity bounce homes. Limit bounce house rentals. Have a background check and a two week waiting period.

6/21/16

Yes, it’s such a shame fans were so silent about the problems with Man of Steel. If somebody had just said something, maybe the problems with Dawn of Justice could have been prevented.

6/21/16

My response was: Have lessons been learned? Are you sure they have been learned? Are you sure they haven’t...NOT been learned?

6/21/16

“People don’t want their heroes deconstructed”

6/21/16

They know mistakes were made with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Lessons have been learned

6/16/16

Um, no. That Stormtrooper that Rey mind-tricked was totally phoning it in.

6/13/16

Solid trolling. Like, first class trolling. Well done.

6/10/16

Oklahoma City sometimes has sudden explosions of excitement.

6/10/16

Wouldn’t be a proper io9 post mentioning Marvel in any shape or form without someone complaining about the “whitewashing”... Or without someone complaining about the complaining about the whitewashing, as I’m sure someone will undoubtedly point out.

6/9/16

What critics of the Abrams Trek films often fail to realize is that pretty much all Trek films have been comparatively shallower and more action-driven than their television counterparts. That’s not about the universe, it’s about the difference between television and big-budget movies. The latter are expected to be…