I know it's supposed to be clever but that sign went over my head.

Looks like backers picked the Wong game to fund.

That alias is amazing.

It’s sad, but not at all surprising. I’m a small business owner, and many of my suppliers are men. About a year ago I created the alias ‘Dick Berns’ to use in purchasing. Since then I’ve found that on average my orders ship 2 days faster and cost 6% less when the person on the other end of the transaction thinks that…

Lab report? He says, you’re OK to fly...

At least it wasn’t

Hide yo Princesses, hide yo stars, Bowsers coming to town.

I’m now imagining a universe where Doom’s anger with Reed Richards stems from the time Reed rolled a natural 20 and ended up one-shotting the big bad that Doom had worked so hard on.

You should mention that youtube has a new button called "Add music" which when you press, plays DARUDE-SANDSTORM

Judge: "Sustained.. Mr Ruff, please stop hounding the witness."

This might be hyperbole, but I feel like Dog Attorney could be the best game ever. Imagine the puns!

"OBJECTION! Prosecution is barking up the wrong tree, your honour!"

I learned so much about Sun City by watching this. I think alpaca my bags and head on out there for the weekend.

32.33, repeating of course.

They are made by the 'Shuper Shecret Sheets Co., Inc.' and this particular one is from their 'No Sheet Sherlock' line of extra large disguising drapery. Their HQ is just a canoe ride up a creek (by the same name) but only accessible with an outboard as a paddle is useless due to the current.

Don't tell me how to do my mom

But when I do my mom

Do not question Elon's Big D. You'll love his Big D. You'll crave it. You'll want to ride it all the way to work and back (and all weekend long, too).

So basically this..