>Paul grew testy when pressed in the interview on the question of exceptions. “I gave you about a five-minute answer. Put in my five-minute answer,” he said.

NOOOOO. "No pooping while I'm showering" is basically the only propriety rule in my house. Drink from the carton, leave the door open when you pee, use my toothbrush, whatever....but no to pooping while I shower. Something about the smell plus the humidity makes me feel like i'm bathing in it GROSSSSSS.

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

Sometimes I text Allen to let him know.

I accidentally pooped on my bf once, really makes pooping with the door open a breeze

You and your partner sound like me and my husband. I'm married 12 years this year. We've been together 15 years. Somehow we manage.. Maybe it's because we can joke with each other while one of us is pooping and the other is in the shower. But we only have one shower/bath in the house....

What an absolute douche this guy is. "I don't know about you, but I'm a sexual person" - oh, so you're basically saying the wifey wouldn't put out anymore? Way to throw her under the bus in a national publication. What exactly did YOU do to fix the problem?

Any time I think back to my teen years I feel the strong urge to call my parents and apologize.

ba-dum-tssss!

My mom judged me for applying lip gloss in public. "People will think you're a prostitute!" Mom, if people thought the jeans-clad fifteen year old tagging along behind a middle-aged woman was a prostitute because of her lip gloss application...well, they probably had a lot of other problems that weren't my problem,…

So you didn't break up with me? Just so we're clear...

“The principal told Love that it wasn’t anything personal”

Disagree, this is 1989:

Diana had an enormous advantage. She became a princess in the 1980’s, when people dressed like this:

I love Margaret Atwood. She simply does not give a fuck. Things that would come as bitchy from someone else just don’t register that way because Atwood is amazing.

But...none of these is Vaseline.

But...none of these is Vaseline.

Every fiber of my being wants Fresh Sugar to be a total overpriced rip off, but it was the birthday gift from Sephora a few years back and I'll be damned if it's not the best thing I've ever used.

Every fiber of my being wants Fresh Sugar to be a total overpriced rip off, but it was the birthday gift from…

What a stupidly sad burden to have to carry forever. She was 22 years old... we were ALL stupid.

She's not perfect but to me she is a feminist hero. She knows her reputation was judged far more harshly because she was a woman. She is arguing for all victims of bullying not just one gender.