"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

lol. Are you from the 1950s or from some shame-based culture? (I am, and LOVE to embarrass my parents in front of other people by telling the story of how I got lice).

Girl, that's a wasp, and them's mean muthafuckas.

I'll bee honest honey, this video stings.

Oh, honey, you'll bee okay.

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

Poor Payton.

Never heard back? Color* me surprised!

Geez, the only two purple teams in the league. That's a bad draw.

Little awkward for the Ravens and Vikings.

I'll say it. I want to fuck him.

"...you get the sense that the first is what really drives their – floats their boat. They want to be historic. They want it to be an historic appointment, instead of thinking, "Gee, maybe we just need the best people."

Too much to hope for that they'll go with purple for National Domestic Violence Awareness Month instead?

Given the NFL's stance on domestic violence, I'm shocked they opted for pink merchandise while appealing to their female fans in the first place. I would've expected black and blue.

I know it rationally. I feel like such a dope for even caring about it.

It took nine months to gain the weight, it will take at least that long to lose it. And be prepared for a change in your shape. After two kids, I have poochy tummy and a flat butt. Used to be the opposite. Good luck with the breastfeeding.

Dude give yourself a break. You just had life come out of you two months ago. It took almost 10 months to cook that baby it's going to take some time to get the weight off. Please be nice to yourself. What you did is an amazing thing and produced an amazing little baby because of your body. You're much more than your…

Also, if they do fit into a "larger size" like a 6 or an 8, they might break into a fit of crying. Don't laugh, this is a thing.