Does anybody have any recommendations on window shades that are toddler-safe (no long strings) and aren’t a cat’s favorite toy? I swear my cats have destroyed every Venetian blind I’ve ever had.

OK, so this is weird. I dated a guy in high school and we on-and-off dated for the first few years of college. It was one of those all-consuming, fairly unhealthy, no boundaries and emotionally manipulative-borderline abusive relationships and we haven’t had contact in like, a decade and a half.

I will not engage with gun nuts today.

My birthday is in about a week and a half and I’m weirdly looking forward to it. My husband and I are headed up north sans children for a race and hopefully we can get uninterrupted sleep and warm meals. 32 has been a pretty rough year for me on every front so I’m hoping 33 has some good surprises in store. I’ve…

The moon was fantastic last night, I had a burrito for breakfast and for no reason I am feeling chipper. I didn’t even sleep well last night and I feel good.

That even if you let your kids stay up late the night before, they still get up at the same early, early time? Unfair.

Our apartment is super packed and I need to start getting rid of things - mostly little baby things and maternity things. These are taking up so much room and it’s made the place super uncomfortable. Even though my husband and I have agreed that we don’t have the time or money for another child, I cringe at getting…

You guys. I cannot stop laughing at this.

Thanks, GT for being such good people. I am so thankful to be able to fall back on my friends I've made here for when I need it. Even if I feel really alone, it's good to know that I'm not and that somebody's got my back. I got surprises in the mail the other day from GT friends and they really made me feel loved and…

Every time a picture of this woman appears on my feed, I'm convinced that bangs are great and I should give them another shot. My hair is not nearly thick enough to pull off this look and bangs are really obnoxious for working out (so sweaty, so greasy, so warm) and they're too high maintenance for someone whose…

Inane Whinge

Pros:

Why are there now a billion different sub-blogs on Jezebel? I don't understand anything. This is dumb and I hate change and there's no point in sub-blogs if every damn post appears to be shared to the main page anyways. I'm going back to work!

Operation Rehome Moondog Complete

I think my dog needs a new home. :(

*Inane whine*