Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

Only for perpendicular parking.  If the lot is angle parking; you will pull out and be going the wrong way down the aisle.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

Something did.  They bought a GM product. 

But when replacing a burnt out taillight involves “learning to code”, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Hey Boomers know and want to fix shit. Millennials only know how to contact someone on Instagram to come do it and then they write a whiny blog and tweet about it.

If I’m going to have a car with a big screen as my dashboard, I’d hope that I could download cool themes for it. A little like browser themes or something like that.

Specifically, into MY car’s interior.  Cash works, but a check would be easier.

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

Who is going to sit highest on their horse?

Me having resisted that $500 Bronco for as long as I have counts as “culling the herd.”

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

Neat.

As an Indians fan, I’m delighted the Astros are able to give Brantley the trip to the World Series the Indians were too cheap to attempt.

This is probably a Magic Johnson level obvious take, but all I could think watching this series was damn the Astros are good at playing baseball. The Yanks can mash a bunch of dongs, the Twins were the same way, the Nats and Cardinals are similar but mostly riding momentum, the Dodgers are pure firepower that can’t…

I work in NYC and Friday a large chunk of my office was talking baseball and commiserating about the Yankees. As a Marlins fan I brought up the fact my team has lost 203 games over the past two season, so really you guys don’t have it bad. A co-worker brought up the “this would be the first decade since the Ottoman…

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.

Tranny swap into a better ZJ, and keep the cowl tag from the original as a souvenir/documentation.