Their win expectancy would be higher if their best starting pitcher wasn’t a domestic abuser.

It’ll cause the rest of America great joy to see you eat your hat in a week. 

Lincoln LS

Stars for you, your son, and the scout troop.

Well shit. That sure beats all the crap that my son, his scout troop and I pulled out of a ravine yesterday as part of the Clean Your Streams day. Seven plus tires, broken bikes, scooters and 20+ bags of garbage. It was nasty  

You sweet summer child. 

A) Good

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

“Tesla claims its drive train has “fewer than 20" moving parts.”  Hell, my 2000 Durango often had ZERO moving parts.

I think this is one of those times where it is okay to be offended, but maybe keep a check on the level of outrage. Otherwise you can start a chain reaction and eventually the whole thing explodes over social media, and you could be left dealing with the fallout for years. 

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

Finally somebody put some effort into a Chevy interior.

Never thought I'd say it, but Corolla is on my shopping list next year. Hatchback. Toyota needs to get with the program though and include Android Auto. 

Okay, let me make this clear. You can currently go to a VW dealer and get a WAGON with a MANUAL TRANSMISSION with a 6-year 72,000-mile warranty. Do it now or you will forever lose your right to complain about how there are no wagons and no manual transmissions.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Joule thief!

It’s still newer than the Nissan Z. Might as well just put it back on the market. 

Amen. Left lane driving is an epidemic

Give the woman a medal. Few are brave enough to return a lumbering white whale to the ocean