How else can they prove to MAGA hats that they’re not part of the radical leftist agenda unless they both-sides everything?

WHAT is this bullshit? One of those “withered husks” is our only barrier to a straight-up fascist country that accelerates climate change and puts many of our neighbors and friends at risk of....almost anything. There is no equivalency here. Shitposting like this is harmful. 

“He’s like the Jonas Salk of backs,” is still one of the best lines ever delivered on television.

Yeah but that bar is below fucking sea level at this point.

I am just going to say this but she should have retired in 2014 when the Dems still held the Senate and she knew she had end stage pancreatic cancer. She was an icon but that doesn’t mean she didn’t fuck us totally by not stepping down. 

I’m gonna get a lot of shit for this but I don’t care. It needs to be said: If the last four years have proven anything, it’s that the average American really is too stupid to run their own lives and really does need intellectual elites to make decisions for them.

“Politics, they say, is show business for ugly people. The real question is who writes the scripts and produces the acts. You are governed by the theater geeks from high school, who went on to make it big booking guests on the talk shows,” Gaetz writes. “Ignore them and they’ll ignore you, and you’ll go nowhere fast.…

Forget impeachment. Raise your hand if you agree everyone in this administration should be on trial at The Hague.

Indeed. How terribly déclassé.

Only poors drive their own Rolls Royce. 

What exactly are they proud of?

Sure you would have.

I dunno, I think defector dot com would do well with some sub-blogs, like one about snarky pop culture, one explicitly toward politics, maybe a supposedly feminist section, and perhaps even tech and video games! If only there were a template they could follow...

I think he will die in his sleep under somewhat suspicious circumstances, but no one will look into it too much.

See, I’ve always felt ‘prestige television’ to be characterized not by writing quality, or how actively you need to be watching them, but honestly by pretense. A show is ‘prestige television’ because it declares itself to be, which usually involves... well, a lot of the qualities in the first paragraph of this…

Remember when President George H.W. Bush said that he’d vote for a Democrat instead of David Duke? Then again, the position of the GOP is now to say the quiet parts outloud.

“Be wary of the company you keep for they are a reflection of who you are, or who you want to be.”

Boy, who wouldn’t plunk down some cash for the exciting opportunity to live next door to a race track!

“Racism is over because things look fine to me” may be the whitest thought possible within the visible spectrum.

Some people need to spend less time on the internet.